"Uh, we have a partially nude male with a propane tank."
"Shotguns fired in the air several times."
"Subject is down by the pool, wearing UK shorts and shirt, gash behind ear."
"On these little fires in the street we're just going to let them burn."
"We just had a flash mob and everybody said they were going to shoot everybody."
"Let them light off the fireworks as long as they're not lighting at somebody else."
"Couch is no longer on fire but has melted on the road."
"This fire isn't going out, they're using cooking oil or something."
"We have two males subjects running naked with torches, yelling 'Wildcats' proceed with caution."
"30 year old man, blue and white shirt wearing khakis, climbing an apple tree."