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“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Dear Alabama,
We're going to kick your ass this year. Did y'all watch last weekend? Did you see us wilding all over the place? Gangtackling like banshees and scoring on huge huge 60+ plays? We've got the best receivers in the league this year and y'all've found a pretty good running back from somewhere near Obalaska county, okay okay roll tide, but your secondary is younger than Simba and ripe for a scorching. Beware, for on the third Saturday in October, the red moon will rise fast after a blazing orange sunset....
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